Bob Wire: Guestbook
expapoutt
November 21, 2008
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Anne Cozean
May 30, 2008
HI, BUB.
YOU CAN RUN.....
Claudia, Executive Personal Assistant, RJSGoWorld
May 28, 2008
We so enjoyed your performance for WEN at Ten Spoon last week. We did get some wonderful photos of your performance. We love what we do. We love seeing our local artists get the acknowledement they deserve! :) Great job!
hydrohoney
May 9, 2008
thanks for the music! and the giggles! oh mr. fixit, i got something you can fix......
Bob F. Wire
January 14, 2008
Hey, thanks a bunch, montanalost. I hope I was gentle enough for your "first time." If not, well, I hope you aren't able to walk right for a week. See you next time at Sean Kelly's on the 26th!
montanalost
January 14, 2008
SMOKIN' on the Gretsch!!!!!!
montanalost
January 9, 2008
what year is it? i'm going to see Bob and the Magnificants for the very first time this Saturday night. the first time is the best, right??? xoxo
bOB SPELLED BACKWARDS
December 21, 2007
great site !!! i once had a radio show called THE BOB WIRE NETWORK ... it was nearly 15 years old, but i'm glad to see someone else is keeping the name alive ...
YOU rock !!!
happy holydaze !!!
Rusty and Zach
December 14, 2007
Hey dad, 'm typing this from the Newwest party, from Zach's computer. YOU ROCK!!
the group at the table swatting bees at the center back last nit
July 26, 2007
we love "laundromat" and are your number one fans! make sure you're on itunes. keep on playin bob!
Devin!!
July 2, 2007
Hi!!!! Hellooooo!! We got back last night!! See you soon! Jojo wants to write a letter to you guys!
-Devin!!
Bob F. Wire
May 7, 2007
Well, Chris, if I had avoided picking up my guitar stand from Gibson, at least HE would have to bug me about it once in a while.
Unfortunately, since I took the blog to NewWest.net, I don't pay much attention to this poor ol' website.
Till today!!! Friday! Friday! Friday! It's the fire-breathing, alcohol-fueled monsters of the midway playing the Union Club ONE NIGHT ONLY, May 18! You won't believe your eyes when these plastic fantastic barn burners take the stage to induce drinking, dancing, and general mayhem, all to the Johnny Cash train beat. BE THERE!
Chris
May 7, 2007
Sorry I broke your guestbook, Bob. I am the mighty postkiller!
Chris
April 3, 2007
Patrick creaps me out. But the thing about Sponge Bob is that if you hit it, you have something readily available to clean yourself off with. That's carnal efficiency, right there.
Michael Gibson Hartwell
March 31, 2007
Note to self: I have your guitar stand.
Bob F. Wire
March 29, 2007
WHAT?!? I thought that was Nate Schweber!
Simon
March 29, 2007
You need to stop voting for Sanjaya Malakar. Its not funny anymore.
Bob W
March 24, 2007
Thanks, Michele-
Next Friday, March 30, check out www.missoulanews.com for my On the Road to "On the Road" story in the Independent. Illustrations by Rob Rusignola!
Michele
March 23, 2007
Bob, I just love your blog and am sharing it with others. You crack me up dude! Will check out iTunes.
Bob F. Wire
March 14, 2007
Joe, I don't remember taking it down, not sure if I ever even put it up! I'll remedy that right now. I think I tend to not put that one out there because it's so local and so raw. You know, like me.
By the way, you appear in today's blog over at NewWest.
Looking forward to your arrival soon, buddy!
Joe Cuppa
March 14, 2007
Bob, where's the smoke song? I wanted to share with a friend and can't find it in my iTunes collection. Figured I hadn't downloaded it yet from bobwiremusic.com, but but but. It ain't here! what's up with that? You get paid off by the forest service or something?
the mighty travis
February 26, 2007
Thanks for the mention in your blog about Drummers. I'm glad that there is a place in your heart for me.
The Rooster
February 7, 2007
Mr. Wire, I am leaving your website without finding the much touted poultry concept album. As for the "TREAD MARK" jokes ...
Don't be a hater.
Chris McElvain
January 27, 2007
Hey ya'll,,,got the the CD Ed`and it's awesome!, ya gotta lotta talent there Ednor keep it up.
Joel Christophersen
January 25, 2007
Hose here - Give me a call Ednor and I can update you on a few of our old cohorts. I assume you have heard about Greg Lancaster's son dying from Scott Watson. No other tragedies to report, thank God. 307-371-5757, I live in beautiful Wyoming now. Later
Bob Wire
January 21, 2007
Thanks for the kind words, you guys.
Chip, we had a fun time, but it was an interesting night in a lot of ways. I've decided to chronicle it for my blog. It's called "Anatomy of a Gig," and any musician who plays out will recognize a lot of situations in there. It'll be up by Sunday night at newwest.net/bobwire.
Chip
January 19, 2007
Tear 'em up tonight Bob. Wish I could be there to cut a rug to your fine Honky Tonk.
Jesse Rose
January 19, 2007
Great stuff, man. The sickness started in me when I heard "As For Me" on KGBA last year, and the rot got deeper when I found a copy of "Piehole" at the local library. I'm glad to see there's someone on the frontlines with a lick of wit and a cheap paper bag full of individuality. Keep on singing and I'll keep listening. --J.R.
Rita Watson
January 16, 2007
Wheres the money you owe me mother F___er???!!!!
Tell Ed to drop me a line.
Scott Marshall Watson
January 15, 2007
Now thats real country, the kind that make me wish I had a saddlehorn and a vagina. Gimme a call ET.
Pete Salinas
January 4, 2007
Good talking to you today. Look forward to your Second Saturday gig @ Dauphine's. I will call you soon to determine a date.
Legend Guitarist Hank Garland
December 23, 2006
Hi Bob!
I can't wait to see Hank's movie too. You will love it!
Amy & Billy Garland
www.crazy-themovie.com
R.F. Wire
December 22, 2006
Awww...Tea Cuppa! Happy birthday, baby. Now everybody sing: Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy,happy happy joy joy,happy happy joy joy,happy happy joy joy,happy happy joy joy joy!
St. Croix Music Magazine
December 21, 2006
Hi Bob! Thanks for stopping by and leaving those great comments about our free music magazine! We're going to look around your site and gather the info we need to list you in our bands column. Peace,JJ and Dorothy. www.stcroixmusic.com
Joe Cuppa
December 20, 2006
I dig the new Vegas song, Bob. Can I throw a birthday shoutout to my favorite of faves, Tea Cuppa?
Parcells
December 12, 2006
The Mavericks? You mean the band with the fat guy singing, or the team with the team with the ugly white guy playing power forward?
R.F. Wire
December 11, 2006
Ain't you never heard of the Mavericks?
Parcells
December 11, 2006
If you're so damn honky tonk how come you are a Miami Dolphins fan? (go Texans!)
Bobnoxious Wire
November 29, 2006
Well, with some rudimentary detective work and a couple of empty threats to eyewitnesses, I have the culprit squarely in my sights. Only question now is when I'm gonna pull the trigger.
I kinda figured you didn't have the spare time it would take to pull off this kind of stunt. Thanks for writing.
Garth
November 29, 2006
It wasn't me. Not that I wouldn't have done something like that back in the days when exploiting Bob for fun was practically my part-time job. I think I would have written something different in the talk-bubble. Not funnier, but different. I don't know what. And besides all this I'm so graphically challenged. Have you seen my bookstore website? Well, there you go. Text-heavy. Anyhoo, you can take comfort in the fact that the perpetrator must like you enough to mess with you, or so I would assume, making an ass out of you or me. This is all I have to say on the matter, other than, if I am guilty in spirit, of this offense, will you please just add it to my tab? Thanks.
Bob Wire
November 25, 2006
Agent Wire, we still play "Woman at the Wheel" live when I feel like pissing off every woman in the bar. Which is most of the time.
I've got a head cold I picked up from Rusty, gotta play a show in an hour, and I feel like hammered shit. My band mates were indisposed this afternoon and I got to load in and set the stage by my damn self. To top that off, some peckerhead joker has put up fake posters announcing that I've changed my name to Spanky and the Paddles. No one I know is fessing up to it, and the prime suspect is conveniently out of town. But rest assured, Agent, Bob will rise above. When I find out who did it, punishment will be swift and terrible.
Live Wire, Agent
November 25, 2006
Hey Bob-
Remember the song you wrote many years ago about women drivers and pantyhose? Wait- or were you wearing pantyhose and singing about driving
women? It's all a blur.
How's about a focus group test run kinda thing. It was as good as your Bachelor Cookbook. Hey- send me a copy of that- would ya.
Who is Joe Prichard?
Chris
November 20, 2006
Gene is probably marketing the KISS logo to greater financial heights for himself and doing the deed with more (have to be blind) women these days. He was actually at the Paul Stanley show as well, in the VIP balcony area above the stage. He was there, as were two of the guys to play lead guitar for them at various times in their career (Bruce Kulick and Tommy Thayer). I've seen KISS 7 times over the years, but have only maintained a visceral interest in them since they essentially became just a novelty act. I should stop now, because I am starting to pick up steam and don't want to bogart your message board. . . .
Bob Wire
November 20, 2006
I don't know how you knew this, Chris, but I was a HUGE Kiss fan in high school. In fact. I was the very first person in 29 Palms to own Kiss Alive II. I actually got in fistfights with people who dared to say Led Zeppelin was better than Kiss.
Alas, I never saw 'em live, so you got that on me! Thanks for sharing your moment of zen with us.
Speaking of pieholes, what is Gene Simmons doing these days?
Chris
November 20, 2006
True story. Last Tuesday I was driving down the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, blaring a little "American Piehole" out my window. Parked the rental (a Subaru Outback, so that too was like having a little piece of Missoula with me), bought a ticket from a nice scalper at double face value, then waltzed into the House of Blues to see the LA stop of the PAUL STANLEY solo tour. Yes, THAT Paul Stanley. It was awesome. I'm pretty sure I'm the only Bob Wire fan who can make this claim.
Kirstie Alley
November 19, 2006
Did somebody say something about chiken and doughnuts?
Bond, Jane Bond
November 19, 2006
of the Gold Bond family.
"it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys"
Gold Bond, makes more than your feet happy.
R.F. Wire
November 9, 2006
Gee, uh, thanks, Larry. Always nice to know you're thinking of me?
Turn the other cheek, indeed.
Larry Here
November 9, 2006
Hi Bob - I stumbled across this song, and thought of you immediately. Enjoy!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/video/methandmanass.mp3
Chris
November 7, 2006
I bought the Tom Catmull record based on Bob's review on New West. I dug it so much, I decided I better pick up "American Piehole" too. God, what a mistake. Hey, just kidding! Both are quality records. I'm glad I picked them up!
tom catmull
October 25, 2006
Jesus Christ, I'm supposed to be up here hustling up gigs and I just spent a half hour reading your blog! ...now the guestbook? MAKE IT STOP!!!
R.F. Wire
October 17, 2006
Unless they're tabs of acid..
Ukelele student
October 17, 2006
Tabs? Bob don't need no stinkin' tabs!
6-string student!
October 16, 2006
How about posting the tabs to "god will fuck you up"... I'd love to see the chords for that song!
Bob Wire
October 15, 2006
Now THAT's funny. You want sincerity? Okay, I can fake that...
Earl
October 12, 2006
Don't toot your own horn? Everytime I get on your site I'm treated to Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass.
Bob Wire
October 6, 2006
Uh oh.
Rusty Wire
October 6, 2006
Hey dad, I'm at school. It will let us on to your website
R.F. Wire
October 2, 2006
Thanks, Chip. I knew you could relate! I might not find the time to post something every day, but I try to make it count when I do.
By the way, "Piehole" just got reviewed in Blue Suede News! Remember them...? I'll put the review up on the site here in the next day or two. Hi to Stephi and the boyz!
Chip
October 2, 2006
Bob, your latest blog about your kids eating habits made me spit coffee all over my monitor. Very funny. My kids eat much the way a large dog will wolf down Alpo, and then use their shirt to wipe around the lips. Thanks for the laugh!
R.F. Wire
September 21, 2006
Well, I wouldn't shave with it, for god's sake. It does make a fine, lightweight lubricant for fishing reels and gardening equipment, and it's especially good sprinkled on plain cake donuts. Mmm, mmm--pass the cocoa!
(Glad I could help you get to sleep. I'm sure you're dreaming about the millions of $$ you'll be hauling in from the Catmull CD...)
Gibson
September 21, 2006
Damn Bob! You've got volumes in here to read. Turned out to be the perfect thing for insomnia. Wait, I didn't mean it to sound like that. OK, thanks to you I made this impulse buy at Costco and I know have a 5lb container of Gold Bond sitting in the bathroom. Can you use that stuff for laundry detergent? I tried mixing it with water for a little homebrew shaving cream. Horrible.
R.F. Wire
September 20, 2006
I can't take credit for that song. Tim Martin turned me onto it, and I found it on the web. No group has come forward to claim responsibility. I suspect it was Hamas.
Random Accuracy
September 20, 2006
Digging the songs, your version of "God will fuck you up" is making the internets round.. bravo.
R. Milsap
September 19, 2006
I kicked Kenny's ass for him in '75 and I'll do it again!
R.F. Wire
September 19, 2006
Mmmmm........chicken.
Kenny Rogers
September 13, 2006
I also put out quality roasted chicken, when all others just batter & fry. Please cease playing any of my songs. My finance people will be contacting you Mr. Wire, if that's your real name.
R.F. Wire
September 7, 2006
Sir, you simply have not LIVED until you've experienced my version of "Lucille." My hat's off to you for putting out one of the only country-sounding songs during country music's sad, Milsap-stained era of the early 70's.
Kenny Rogers
September 6, 2006
Hey, How come Denver is getting all this attention? I recorded much better pap in my day!
R.F. Wire
September 6, 2006
Well, Mr. Denver, feel free to email me. bob@bobwiremusic.com. And thanks for listening.
John Denver
September 6, 2006
Apparently you didn't hear me the first time.
John Denver
September 6, 2006
This web page should come down immediately.
Grandpamike
September 1, 2006
Good reading and very informative. I was never fond of cliche either. Cuz I'm a chip off the ole block, and daddy didn't like 'em either. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Mike
R.F. Wire
September 1, 2006
LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON MARTIN!
MARTIN
August 31, 2006
JOHN DENVER SUCKS
Renee
August 12, 2006
Hey Ed! How's it goin? Hows the family? Love the website. Love the CD. Thinkin about you guys alot. Need your phone number. Love you. E-ya later. Your favorite little sister-that'd be Renee.
Barbi Benson
July 29, 2006
Hey your AGENT just directed me to this site. QUITE impressive for a small town guy!!!!! :) HEY wait a minute I'm a small town gal. Love the music Bob. Keep it up. Are you going to the reunion? They need a band!!!!!(worth listening to anyway) Great to see you after all these years....Take care.
Ima Wired
July 29, 2006
I just want to know who is Joe Cuppa? Friend or perhaps anthoer "f" word. Hey- I can't spell it out cuz mom awon't let me. Geez.
Cherry Lish
July 28, 2006
You played all the parts? Sometimes I play all the parts too. Giggle giggle.
R.F. Wire
July 27, 2006
Well, uh, Cherry, your wish is my command. I've just posted a new honky-tonker called "My Heartache and Me." It's the demo recording, where I played all the parts. I'll be recording this with the Magnificent Bastards when we reconvene this fall. Ron should be out of detox by then, I'll be out on work-release, David will have returned home from the fire shelter, and Jack should be finished playing drums for "Cats" on Broadway.
Cherry Lish
July 26, 2006
Bob, When can we look forward to more honky tonk songs from you boys? Love, Your Biggest Fan
Vern Troyer
July 14, 2006
This site hardly ever gets updated. I'm going back to hillaryduff.com
Bob F. Wire
June 30, 2006
Mother Wire! How nice to hear from you! Thanks for the praise...a boy always loves a little pat on the head from his ma, no matter how old he is. And as for the "F" word, well, if you didn't want me to use it, you shouldn't have made it my middle name. Love to you and Dad.
Mother Wire
June 30, 2006
Your father and I are very proud of you, Bob. Thank you for dedicating "Siagon" to him. Keep up the good work and P.S. about that F word!??
chip
June 29, 2006
Thanks Bob. I just spit coffee all over my computer monitor. "where does food come from?" Classic!
Joe Cuppa
June 21, 2006
dude, you'd better learn some goddamn css before you really screw things up.
Tom Whaley
June 15, 2006
My wife and I live in Virginia, but love to travel to Texas to go to old timey honky tonks and dances to dance to old country music. We're looking for a new area to explore and wondered if you could tell us of some good, friendly places in your part of the country. Maybe we could come to one of your dances. We're thinking of traveling that way in August, maybe going to Glacier while we're there. Appreciate any help.
Tom
Rusty Wire
June 15, 2006
Hey Dad, are you going to put that pic of me throwing a joker in pictures? By the way, everyone who hasn't seen the pictures, you really should check them out.And I still haven't found the Benadryl.
Vern
June 14, 2006
Daily I log in for the news. Almost daily I am disappointed. We, your fans, crave Bob Wire news. Give us more!!!
Bob Wire
June 13, 2006
Hey, man, that's getting a little personal.
Agent- just Agent
June 13, 2006
I couldn't help but notice on your photos page, your weiners look like octopi or isa it the other way around. I don't friggin know. I DO know it wouldn't be right to mention if the plural for octopus was octopusses.
Bob F. Wire
June 9, 2006
The Man? The Music? What about The Bratwurst, the Brew? I'm thinking the headline here should be "If you can't find it at bobwiremusic.com or at Big Dipper, you don't need it!" And as for the atheist gospel song, I'm working on it...swear to god!
Garth Whitson
June 9, 2006
Dear Bob,
I'm still waiting for that atheist gospel song I asked for, but I do want to comment that I'm happy to see that it doesn't say "The Man, The Music" anywhere on this website. You don't want to go down the "The Man, the Music," road, as we have seen this week (ahem, rrrhuh!), because it is full of potholes! (Our next band: The Potholes!) And you don't want to come riding out in front of the stage, ever, on a horse. A donkey, though. That'd be sweet.
Blah, blah.
-- G
Teresa
June 7, 2006
ps... and this isn't the aunt that you gave the cd to! This is my aunt/uncle from Turah (I should have clarified that!).
Teresa
June 7, 2006
Just had to tell you.... we had dinner at my aunt and uncles house last night. When we got there, they were out on the patio with music going - guess what they were listening to??? American Piehole!! Pretty cool!
fiddle, h.b.
June 1, 2006
I been meanin' to write, but I kept wanting to make sure I'd read all the "news"... I finally took a couple days off, and feel informed enough to say, shit-- you make ME want to wear a cup!
Bob Wire
May 30, 2006
HA!
John Prine
May 30, 2006
If you're done with "As For Me", I'd like to have it back. Thanks,
John
thomas fielding cat-mill
May 29, 2006
nice drummer examination,...no latex gloves required, really. Crazy sure, but relatively hygiene oriented.
Larry Killam
May 25, 2006
I think I signed up for this once but not sure.Man I hate this short term memory lost.(;YOU DA MAN;)Your Songramp Bro.~(;Yrral Mallik;)
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