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This is the family-friendly, radio-safe, sanitized version of the song. Which ain't easy when the offending word is in the title. Enjoy!

I don’t like the way you treat me, baby
The things you do are driving me insane
You finally broke the camels’ back when you drove my Cadillac
And rolled down all the windows in the rain

You’re on my %$&# list, right at the top
Woman, this behavior’s got to stop
It would suit me very well if you would just go straight to hell
‘Cause you don’t want to see me blow my top

I’ve always tried to be a real good neighbor
I tried to tolerate your Saint Bernard
Although he’s always barking night and day, and every time he gets away
He takes a big old dump in my front yard

He’s on my %$&# list, I mean literally
Keep that canine off my property
Or next time that I see that mutt, I’ll put some buckshot in his butt
‘Cause I don’t take no crap off nobody

Every morning in my shaving mirror
Pure disdain is looking back at me
I giver myself a little smirk, and fact the fact that I’m a jerk
No matter what, there ain’t no pleasing me


You’re on my %$&# list, everybody here
I hope you get the message loud and clear
Every time I turn around, somebody else has let me down
I’ve got the biggest %$&# list of the year
Every time I turn around, somebody else has let me down
I’ve got the biggest %$&# list of the year